also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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