better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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