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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

(770): View more from Georgia

I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(816): View more from Missouri

I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.

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(207): View more from Maine

I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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Lyk hr kuds 4

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(917): View more from New York City

bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable

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