Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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