But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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