Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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