I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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