I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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