You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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