How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
