Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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