you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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