I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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