he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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