she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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