I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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