Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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