Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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