I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Porn is love you can see.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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