Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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