yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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