Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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