Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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