you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
