He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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