Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
