hell yes lets make some ravioli
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
