You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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