Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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