Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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