i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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