I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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