how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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