ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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