Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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