I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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