How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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