im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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