I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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