belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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