when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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