i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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