Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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