She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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