What did we do last night that was yellow?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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