@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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