i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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