just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
