he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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