Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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