Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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