Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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