why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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