: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
