is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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